Where do we go from here?

Creative Strategy #66: When there is no bottom, squat.

Donald Trump as a mall santa during christmas

1. The N word?

2. He simulates anal sex?

3. He punches a Pope?

4. He flashes Virginia?

5. He apologizes for burying his wife on a golf course?

6. He asks Ivanka to take over the campaign?

7. He says: “That’s it! I’ve had it. I resign.” On election night.

8. He takes his gold bars to Russia?

9. He marries Putin?

10. He thanks God for Hurricane Helene messing up the October jobs report.

    “At a rally Saturday in Gastonia, North Carolina, Donald Trump thanked God for an October jobs report that showed a slow-down in job growth due in part to the recent hurricane that decimated the western part of the state.

    “How good was that?” Trump asked the crowd. “To get those numbers four days before the vote was…” Trump said, trailing off. Then he paused and looked upward, presumably to God, who he told: “Thank you very much sir. Thank you.””

    Mother Jones