Oh Happy Day!
Creative Strategy #45: So help me god.
#45
The man flew to Miami to get fucked.
Arraigned. Dude. They'll never catch him.
They caught him. They'll never convict him. Oh,
this is just a dry run before the Insurrection Trial.
Welcome, 45, to American justice.
You haven't spent much time in it yet.
But it's going to be in you for the rest of your life.
There's fools and then there's rich white fools.
Shrug. He couldn't just not sell our secrets, could he?
Mr. Dude? Yes? Is he fucked? Oh, he is proper fucked.
Will he be going to a very dark hole? You bet.
And will America finally be done with him?
Dude? Sorry. I was busy Imagining
him in a deep dark hole.