Dude Haiku

Creative Strategy #51: New Shit has come to light.

What ties the whole room

together? The rug.

Who fucked the rug? Wu.

We’re being very

uptight. Bunny is a slut.

She kidnapped herself.

Sex is a zesty

natural  what have you.

Maude’s vaginal art.

That’s the beauty, Dude.

The Simplicity

Of the plan.

Donny yer out of

your element Shut the fuck

up Donny. Nazis.

She’s not my fucking

Lady Friend I’m just helping

her conceive, Shamus.

The Supreme Court has

roundly rejected Prior

Restraint, Mamm. OK?

Jackie Treehorn treats

objects like women. He’s a

Known Pornographer.

No Walter, He did

Not look like he was about

to crack like an egg.

—Patrick O’Leary