Area 51 novelist or Traitor? The truth is finally dropping on mysterious Apple Employee #152853
Creative Strategy: #12: Make it a simple lie.
Am I exploiting this fact for promotion purposes?
Fuck yeah!
Now please. I Hasten to add that my relatively ordinary life took me on some unexplained detours.
I’m not saying that hiding in plain sight is as easy as it is forthe creatures (I won't call them “aliens) revealed in my SF Thriller 51.
Subterfuge can be committed on many levels at once.
I’m not saying I’ve seen things. I seen two.
I’m not saying I know the secret formula for Coca-cola.
I’m not saying I hung with Maria Von Trap next to a coke machine.
I’m not saying Hal Blaine played on a song I wrote.
I’m not saying a red cardinal flew on top of my head and bent over and looked me dead in the eyes upside down.
These things happen to everyone.
But I am not saying they happened to me.
Now that Bastard, Roy.
51 The objective review by a distant relative of the author.
A. Start with the blasphemy. For the life of me I cannot understand why anyone would continue to take the almighty in vain. Those Nuns should have used a harder ruler.
B. Lascivious intent. Sly devil this O’Leary. So innocent. It took a group effort and a whole weekend thank you father Brooks but we managed a breakdown of every objective reference, image, or mention of the marital act of love. And there were ample.
We can safely say 51 yields a rather gooey undercurrent of acts not normally displayed in public which is to say the undergirding metaphorical substrate reveals the squirmy truth—it’s a very horny book.
Third but not last.
The food. Foreign. Strange. And such small portions.
Number C. Not to stoop to ad hominid arguments but Madame Speaker—this man is a fraud.
No not a frog! A fraud.
Ask him! Did he ever step foot in the Motown Studios? No.
Did he ever once beat his cousins at hide-go-seek—Mister Invisibility Guy? No.
Did he ever work on the B1 Bomber? No.
Did he ever intersect with random nodes of top secret interests?
We don’t know.
What business was he in? Advertising. Ha!
Who did he work for? They’ve changed the companies names 6 Times. Six Times People.
Why are there strange gaps that no one is talking about?
Unofficial leaves of absence.
Unverifiable skin conditions.
Clearly this man knows more than he is telling.
Ask him if you dare.
Ask him.
Be the guy that Standly braves the judge’s and the sheeple’s, and the Media’s
and the democratic Antifa ultra hidden BLM plan to clean our children’s water.
—Anonymous.
